William + Kate Toilet Seat Cover

That friend who called in sick to stay home and watch the wedding of William and Kate probably already has the commemorative “sapphire” engagement ring, the commemorative Barbie dolls and the commemorative limoges plates. But don’t worry.

We doubt she has the commemorative toilet seat cover.

This cover is one-size-fits-all, so you don’t even have to sneak away to the bathroom to measure her seat. Brilliant!

It's also great for that annoying pal who insists on calling the bathroom his “royal throne room.” If you still speak to him.