Last night we passed along reports that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West had named their brand new baby North, and now we have the birth certificate to prove it.

Sorry, baby North West, sounds like you're legally bound to this name until you can emancipate yourself.

As you can see from the legal document below, baby North does not have a middle name, dashing all our hopes of the couple giving their daughter a nod to Alfred Hitchcock with the full name North By North West.

North West Birth Certificate
State of California

Kanye first mused about the baby name during Paris Fashion Week in March, but even many die-hard celebrity watchers were caught off-guard by the final choice.

Earlier this week, there were stories that the couple had settled on Kaidence Donda West (the middle name being an homage to Kanye's beloved late mother) but -- much to the delight of online comedians everywhere -- that didn't prove to be the case.

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