Actress Eva Longoria broke the "never get a tattoo related to your significant other" rule when she got her basketball-playing husband Tony Parker's jersey number ("nine") inked on the back of her neck.

Ah, celebrities and their sports star liaisons. Those rarely work out. Just ask Kim Kardashian.

In addition to being ill-placed and ill-conceived, Eva's tat is also ill-designed. Any high schooler could have could have done that in the same notebook where "Mrs. Justin Bieber" was being doodled in bubble letters.

Longoria has since learned a valuable lesson. After she and Parker split in 2010, she had the monstrosity lasered off.

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