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Clint Eastwood’s Wife Dina Enters Rehab for Depression + Anxiety
Dina Eastwood, wife of acclaimed actor, chair talker and director Clint Eastwood, has checked herself into a rehab facility to help battle "depression and anxiety."
Steve Martin Talks Fatherhood on ‘Letterman’ Like Only Steve Martin Can [VIDEO]
Last night (April 24) on 'The Late Show with David Letterman,' Steve Martin opened up about the daughter he welcomed with wife Anne Stringfield two months ago.
But if you were looking for squishy platitudes about fatherhood, you came to the wrong place.
Justin Timberlake Gushes About Marriage to Jessica Biel on ‘Ellen’ [VIDEO]
Justin Timberlake dropped by Ellen Degeneres' talk show on Thursday, April 25, and had nothing but good things to say about his marriage to bombshell Jessica Biel.
Melissa Gilbert + Timothy Busfield Tie The Knot
Former 'Little House on the Prairie' starlet Melissa Gilbert and actor/director Timothy Busfield are now married.
The couple announced their engagement in January, and they made things legal on Wednesday, April 24, at San Ysidro Ranch in Santa Barbara, Calif.
Kanye West + Kim Kardashian Are Obviously Totally in Love, You Guys [PHOTOS]
If you are feeling disillusioned with notions of romance, look no further than Kanye West and Kim Kardashian - even though they barely see each other.
Country Star Billy Currington Indicted for Terroristic Threats + Elder Abuse
Country music star Billy Currington was indicted in Chatham County, Ga. this afternoon (April 24) on charges of making terroristic threats and "abuse of an elderly person," which is pretty much the worst kind of abuse ever.
Yoko Ono, Lisa Lampanelli, James Deen + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today in celebrity tweets, Lisa Lampanelli has some suggestions for Reese Witherspoon's PR team, Yoko Ono had a super boring dream, James Deen warns about rogue animals, Tony Robbins spits platitudes and Lena Dunham keeps her finger on the pulse of the music scene.
Madonna’s Brother Anthony Ciccone Arrested After Police Scuffle In Michigan [MUGSHOT]
To the untrained eye, Anthony Ciccone probably looks like your average transient -- but in reality he's the brother of international pop star Madonna.
He also was arrested on Sunday, April 21, after drunkenly fighting with a police officer in Traverse City, Michigan, and looking decidedly more unglamorous than his little sister.
‘Virgin’ Bachelor Sean Lowe + Catherine Giudici Have Totally Banged Already
Sean Lowe is basically the all-American male. He has traditional values, he's a virgin and he lies about those first two things to impress people -- particularly people who watch 'The Bachelor.'
Tony Robbins Says He Helped Hugh Jackman Overcome a Fear of Close-Ups
If there's anyone who should be fearless in front of a camera, It's probably 'Wolverine' star Hugh Jackman. But before taking his role in 'Les Miserables,' he had to face a fear of close-ups -- which he supposedly did with some help from Tony Robbins.
‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle Evans Was Arrested For Heroin Possession But Isn’t Doing Porn Yet
Being an MTV 'Teen Mom' is pretty competitive these days. It's a constant struggle between putting food in the mouths of children and upstaging other teen moms.
So, with Farrah Abraham shopping porn around, the natural move for any other teen mom would be to attack their spouse and possess enough heroin to murder a pack of elephants. Enter Jenelle Evans.
David Spade, Mara Wilson, Mia Farrow + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (April 23), some celebrity tweeters reacted to France joining the ranks of countries with marriage equality, David Spade lamented Justin Bieber's newfound cigarette ineligibility, and Mara Wilson taught us the ideal way to eat a Girl Scout Cookie.
Gwyneth Paltrow Blames Leo DiCaprio for Her Diet and Really Hates How the Brits Say ‘Pasta’
It's that time of year when Gwyneth Paltrow emerges from her fortified vegetable crisper and makes the press rounds.
This weekend, that included an interview with the UK's The Guardian, where she expounded upon her struggles as a youth, dropped a few names, and made us all feel our diets are crap compared to hers.
You know, the usual.
Beyonce Banned Photographers from Her Concert Tour, So That Should Go Well
Back in February, Beyonce and/or her publicist launched an all-out war against a crop of unflattering pictures that turned up among the myriad of gorgeous ones during her Super Bowl performance. Now, she's upped the ante -- and banished photographers from her new world tour.
Because, like our grandparents, Beyonce's people apparently assume cell phones can only make calls.
David Spade Weighs In on Reese Witherspoon’s Arrest as She Goes Into Hiding [VIDEO]
Reese Witherspoon continues to take heat for playing the celebrity card when her husband, Jim Toth, was arrested for a DUI last week. This time? The flack came from David Spade.
And while you may not like him, you can't argue with his logic here.
Justin Bieber’s Broke Grandpa Sleeps on the Floor in a House With a Hole in the Roof
Justin Bieber is a 19-year-old millionaire, so he has plenty of coin to throw around. But one person who apparently isn't getting any of it? His 61-year-old grandfather, George, who says it would sure come in handy.
Mr. T, Martha Stewart, Kelly Osbourne + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (April 22), celebrities said many things, but only Kelly Osbourne and Mr. T made any sense. That should tell you everything.
Amy Poehler Talks About Boston + Makes You Want to Hug Her Even More [VIDEO]
This week on Amy Poehler's web series 'Ask Amy,' a young woman emailed about "pointless" videos on the internet and Amy gave a thought-provoking and poignant answer about the way we take in images around us.
‘Tanning Mom’ Throws Shade at Farrah Abraham, Says She’d Make a Better Porn Star
If you don't remember (and why would you?), Patricia Krentcil first made headlines after her 5-year-old daughter was burnt in a tanning booth and she thought the situation was perfectly fine -- thus earning herself the media moniker "Tanning Mom."
Now, inspired by Farrah Abraham, she too wants to copulate on camera.
3 Doors Down Bassist Todd Harnell Charged With Vehicular Homicide After Car Crash [MUGSHOT]
Robert Todd Harrell, the 41-year-old bassist for 3 Doors Down, was charged with vehicular homicide after a fatal crash in Nashville on Friday, April 19.