Today (April 22), celebrities said many things, but only Kelly Osbourne and Mr. T made any sense. That should tell you everything.

We'll start with the coherent, because that seems easiest. First, Kelly sounded off on the rumors surrounding her parents right now:


Next we have Mr. T, who took a break from pitying fools to wax poetic about love:


Now that that's out of the way, we'll move on to the inane.

Rosanne Barr was talking about something, we just don't know what. Maybe she's celebrating 4/20 late:


Then Martha Stewart chimed in with either a really deep political metaphor or a peek into tonight's dinner ingredients:


And, lastly, Josh Groban treated us to this text-only version of Raffi's 'Banana Phone.' We'd pay to hear him cover that.