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Closed-Captioner Calls Out Zooey Deschanel as a Boston Bomber [PHOTO]
While the entire country was looking for Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the 19-year-old who allegedly helped carry out the heinous Boston Marathon bombings, one news outlet closed-captioner apparently decided no one was reading that stuff anyway and blamed doe-eyed Zooey Deschanel for the attack.
Bret Easton Ellis Cried to the Internet After Being Uninvited to the GLAAD Awards
The GLAAD Awards went off without a hitch this weekend, with a myriad of celebrities advocating for equality and President Bill Clinton receiving an Advocate For Change honor (and using the powers of his magical fedora backstage).
But Bret Easton Ellis wasn't invited, and he's not happy about it.
Reese Witherspoon Is Really Sorry About Going All Tracy Flick on the Cops
As you've probably heard by now, 'Election' star Reese Witherspoon was arrested on Friday, April 12, after her husband Jim Toth got a DUI and she got mouthy and self-important with law enforcement in a rather Tracy Flick-esque manner.
But now she's issued a mea culpa.
Coolio and His Newly Horny Hair Were Booked on Domestic Battery In Vegas [PHOTO]
Coolio is not living in a hair stylist's paradise. The rapper was recently arrested in Las Vegas on charges of domestic violence, which gave him the chance to model his new 'do for the LVPD.
No, Rihanna Is Not Pregnant
Don't worry. Rihanna's not going to be asking anyone to shut up and drive her to the maternity ward any time soon.
Ricky Gervais, Selena Gomez, Richard Roeper + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today was just another hump day in the celebrity Twitterverse, with multiple celebs commenting on CNN's Boston reporting blunder.
The One Where the Heavily-Rumored ‘Friends’ Reunion Isn’t Happening
Those rumors about an impending 'Friends' reunion coming to NBC in 2014? They could not be more wrong. They could try, but they would not be successful.
Another Day, Another Rambling Amanda Bynes Twitter Post
If Amanda Bynes is anything, it's consistent. So last night, she took to Twitter to attack Complex Magazine for quoting Kid Cudi, whom she claims she once dated. Okay.
Justin Bieber Posts Cartoon of Himself in Bed With a Topless Belieber [PHOTO]
Justin Bieber continued his 2013 Questionable Behavior Tour yesterday, April 16, when he posted a cartoon of himself in bed with a shirtless fan.
Pamela Anderson Has Had One Hell of a Makeunder [PHOTOS]
Pamela Anderson was turning heads for a much different reason than usual at an April 15 event for the Obliphica Professional hair care line, showing up in minimal makeup, an elegant updo, and a high-necked black sheath dress with nary a boob showing.
Kim Kardashian Says In Deposition That She Hardly Spends Time With Kanye West
The Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries divorce / annulment fustercluck is raging on. Last time we checked in, Kris missed their settlement hearing because that stuff is super hard to keep track of.
Now news breaks of a deposition given by Kim, where she admits to being apart from boyfriend and baby daddy Kanye West more often than not.
Cher, Ron Perlman, Snooki + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today on Twitter several celebrities weighed in on yesterday's (April 15) Boston Marathon bombing, while the rest were preoccupied with other important business.
So Jenna Jameson Looks Like This Now [PHOTOS]
Former porn queen Jenna Jameson has fallen onto rough times as of late -- rougher than normal, at least. Maybe that explains her look recently.
Bradley Cooper’s Roommate Is His Mom, But It’s Okay Because ‘She’s a Cool Chick’
Bradley Cooper is no stranger to dealing with women like girlfriend Suki Waterhouse, but -- in a move that's sure to make the ladies swoon over him even more than they already do -- he's also a very good son who takes care of his mother.
Watching Amanda Bynes Get Ready to Go Out Is Like Looking Into the Ark of the Covenant [VIDEO]
The last time we joined Amanda Bynes, she was threatening to sue everyone on Earth for using unflattering photos of her. She was also calling Perez Hilton a fatty, because maturity.
Now, she's posted a video of herself getting herself ready for a long night of twerking. And it's just as terrifying as you'd imagine.
Farrah Abraham Tried to Hire a Fake Boyfriend So She Could Get On ‘Couples Therapy’
Like the countless reality stars before her, Farrah Abraham just won't go away (we did everything we could).
Seems that before she took up the mantle of porn star, the 21-year-old 'Teen Mom' tried to rope an actor into appearing as her "boyfriend" for VH1's 'Couples Therapy.'
Sharon + Ozzy Osbourne Aren’t Wearing Their Wedding Rings, Are Reportedly Living Apart
Sharon Osbourne has reportedly moved out of the home she shared with husband Ozzy, and -- if rumors are to be believed -- the crazy train may make an unscheduled stop in divorce court.
Beyonce’s New H&M Campaign Is Making Jaws Drop + Hearts Flutter [PHOTOS]
Beyonce Knowles is the new face (and body) of H&M, and now we're getting a look at her full campaign with a series of stunning swimwear shots. You may want to be sitting for this.
James Deen Doesn’t Care What Farrah Abraham Says About His Little Jimmy
Farrah Abraham has finally been opening up about that sex tape professional porn she did with XXX star James Deen. You know, the one she pretended to not know about until he inadvertently sabotaged her plans.
Now Deen has removed the (love) gloves and is firing back at her allegations that his naughty bits weren't up to snuff.
Aubrey Plaza Punted From MTV Movie Awards After Pulling a Kanye on Will Ferrell [VIDEO]
Things got a little weird last night (April 14) at the MTV Movie Awards, when 'Parks and Recreation' star Aubrey Plaza channeled her inner Kanye West on Will Ferrell.