Wax Figure Fails: Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz's eyelashes don't even look attached to her eyes. They're struggling to get away, and we can't blame them.

Her face is so red -- like her wax figure is embarrassed for its own existence.

Maybe she's supposed to be drunk and hanging out with the Tom Cruise figure. Maybe there's a mythology going on at the wax museum.

Has anyone seen the tour guide? We need help.