Wax Figure Fails: Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz's eyelashes don't even look attached to her eyes. They're struggling to get away, and we can't blame them.
Her face is so red -- like her wax figure is embarrassed for its own existence.
Maybe she's supposed to be drunk and hanging out with the Tom Cruise figure. Maybe there's a mythology going on at the wax museum.
Has anyone seen the tour guide? We need help.