Kelly Osbourne

How someone who often looks homeless can swing a gig on ‘Fashion Police’ is beyond us, but Kelly Osbourne fooled the brass at E! into thinking she knows what’s hip.

She announces Reese Witherspoon looked adorable at the Golden Globes, proclaims Anne Hathaway could’ve done better at the premiere of ‘Les Mis,’ and tries to avoid turning to salt by looking directly at Joan Rivers.

Then she calls it a day and goes home.