Joan Rivers is a high-ranking member of 'The Fashion Police,' but someone shoulda called the cops on her for the feathery mess she wore to the 2003 Emmy Awards.

Between the Big Bird-ish plumage and the Morticia Addams sleeves and hemline, we're not sure what she was thinking here.

Joan, can we tawk? (Or maybe, given the literal fowl nature of this gown, it should be "can we squawk?")