Some of you are probably confused right now. “But wait,” you're thinking to yourself, “Isn't Steven Tyler that famous drag queen who dresses like an old gypsy woman?”

To which we respond, "Only when he isn't pranking the panel of judges on 'American Idol'."

As if the reality show wasn't full of enough shenanigans during audition time, what with people who are chemically induced into thinking they're the best singers ever and all, Tyler surprised the judges by strutting in wearing a blond wig and a snakeskin dress and adopting what is apparently his drag name: Pepper.

If you want to hear Tyler spout out inane nonsensical jabberings like, “I'm gonna sing a song called, 'Tell Your Ma, Tell Your Pa, Our Love Gonna Grow Wa Wa' ... But before I do, I'm gonna judge your ass first... The roosters may crow, but the hens deliver the goods,” then this is the video for you.

Dude looks like a (really ugly) lady, indeed.