Bradley Cooper’s Alleged Foot Fetish Made an Uptight Model Dump Him

'Silver Linings Playbook' hottie Bradley Cooper has been failing in the love department lately, most recently splitting with actress Zoe Saldana -- and now being dumped by a model for fondling her feet too much.

Allegedly, of course.

The pair were supposedly set up by Bradley's co-star Jennifer Lawrence, who introduced Cooper to her model friend Laura Simpson. And for a while, things went well.

“After a bunch of dates, things got very awkward,” a source told In Touch, adding Bradley and his new love-interest went on six “real” dates and “were hooking up for about a month.”

Now, keep in mind this is In Touch and therefore everything they say should be taken with a grain of Epsom salt, but things get a little twisted from there.

The friend paid informant says that Cooper asked Simpson send him pictures of her feet, a request she wasn't really feeling. “He was always touching her feet," the source said. "It was weird, so she broke it off.”

Damn, what a freak.

Her, not him. Because who the hell dumps Bradley Cooper? So he likes feet. Get a pedicure and enjoy the spoils, lady.