StarDust: David Bowie Has a Birthday Present For Us That’s Sadly Not His ‘Labyrinth’ Bulge + More

- David Bowie celebrates his 66th birthday by sharing a new song. Many returns, Mr. Stardust! [Hypable]

- As if Ryan Seacrest's life isn't charmed enough, this is who he goes home to at night. [IDLYITW]

- Alan Thicke, James Van Der Beek and Alex Trebek set for 'How I Met Your Mother' cameos. [Rickey]

- Babyfaced Emma Watson was told she needed a guardian before boarding a plane. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Betty White continues to be the grandma we always wanted but never had. [SeriouslyOMG]

- Pamela Anderson kicked off 'Dancing on Ice,' but not before flashing some boob first. [Dlisted]

- Twisted prank convinces young girls to cut themselves to protest Justin Bieber's pot use. [PopCrush]

- Britney Spears spotted without engagement ring. Let the internet-fueled theories begin! [Celebitchy]

- Katy Perry and John Mayer went on a romantic mud-wrestling trip in Hawaii. [Bohomoth]

- And playing the role of third Oompa Loompa on the left will be Sean Penn. [GoFugYourself]

- You might have to explain to your mom that the '50 Shades of Grey' movie will be NC-17. [ScreenCrush]

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