Brad Pitt – Mascot + Limo Driver

Brad Pitt's first job is every kid's worst nightmare: dressing up as a chicken for a restaurant and handing out fliers to attract customers.

But he graduated to something much more dignified (well, sort of) later on, when he became a limo driver for strippers headed to bachelor parties.

“I'd pick them up,” he said, “and at the gig I'd collect the money, play the bad Prince tapes and catch the girls' clothes.”