Cher made her triumphant return to the stage last night on 'The Voice,' performing live for the first time in a decade, but while her new single 'Woman's World' was an upbeat girl-power anthem, we were a more than a little distracted by what the legend had on her head.

We'd say she was upstaged by her wig, which looked like a cross between a Smurf's hat and an ice cream sundae full of secrets, but that would be an understatement. More distracting than those roses printed on her behind in 'If I Could Turn Back Time'? Possibly. We'll let you be the judge.

Bizarre headgear aside, Cher rocked the stage in a mirror-encrusted leather jacket and mesh body contraption, kick-ass boots and some sort of MC Hammer-type pants, looking great for anyone, much less someone who's 67 freaking years old.

Now if only Adam Levine would have deigned to crack a smile.

You can check out the full performance above -- just cover the very top of your screen first. That wig is kind of like the Ark of the Covenant.

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