We’d Party With Helen Mirren

Dame Helen Mirren now has pink hair, which makes her infinitely more awesome in our book. "Who's your friend?" people would ask. "Oh, you know, just the world's coolest senior citizen."

Sorry, Betty White. Get some bright purple locks and then we'll talk.

In addition to her awesome hair style (inspired by 'America's Next Top Model' winner Sophie), the Oscar winner is also game for locking lips with anyone for educational purposes.

We bet she can shotgun a beer like nobody's business. Now that people would pay to see. (Tickets start at $50 per person, by the way.)