Brad Pitt Once Had Mike Tyson’s Sloppy Seconds
Filed under "sentences you never thought you'd read": Mike Tyson and Brad Pitt once shared the same woman.
Former boxer and current 'The Hangover' star Tyson opened up on 'In Depth With Graham Bensinger' about catching Pitt in the act with actress Robin Givens, the woman Tyson was then in the process of divorcing.
According to the former heavyweight champ, he and Givens had a strange habit of copulating before heading off to see their respective divorce attorneys, but Tyson says that on that fateful day "someone beat me to the punch ... Brad got there earlier than I did."
"There" being "Givens' vagina" and "earlier" meaning ... well, that could mean any number of things.
“I was mad as hell," Tyson continued. "You should have [seen] his face when he saw me.”
Uhhh yeah. Brad's lucky he didn't wind up with his pretty mug rearranged. (Hi, Gabriel Aubry. How are those bruises healing?)
Mike also reveals in the interview that he was high on cocaine while filming 'The Hangover,' but that the cast and crew helped him through his rough patch.
“I was a mess. I was overweight. I was a pig, high on cocaine,” he said. “They had to know I was messed up. I couldn't talk. I had the cocaine talk ... So those guys are just beautiful people. They had my back, and I appreciate that and stuff.”
Tyson has long since cleaned up his act, while Brad Pitt has likely spent years just making sure he never so much as looked at any of Mike's former wives.