Rumors have been swirling that country singing husband and wife duo Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert are headed for a divorce due to Blake's wandering eyes (and hands).

So the duo dealt with these blasphemies the best way they could: by mocking them on Twitter.

After tabloids like Life & Style claimed Lambert got into a confrontation with Shelton's “younger woman,” the marrieds engaged in some very public banter.

We bet you think this was the end of the adorkable exchange, but somehow it manages to get even cuter. Even though that seems utterly impossible.

We don't know about you, but based on this exchange alone, it doesn't sound like trouble in paradise to us.

Shlambert: 1. Tabloids: 0.