Oh, Kate. There are no words, but we'll try anyway.

We know being a reality star and a mother of eight is hard work, but this isn't just hair that's been ignored — this stripey asymmetrical bob with a spiked crown was intentional.

When your 'do is a popular Halloween costume at the height of your fame, that's not exactly an accolade or a compliment — so Kate earns our title for the ugliest and most unflattering hairstyle in the history of (wo)man.