No. 5: Paula Abdul – Worst Celebrity Boob Jobs

Paula Abdul’s crafted cleavage seems to have taken two steps back. We aren’t experts in plastic surgery, but we think it’s a safe bet that Abdul’s paid-for boobs shouldn’t look like she slips them on over her head every morning.

She’s a dancer, so she understands gravity. She should have known that even if those things were up at one point, they definitely had to come down. And down they came. They must be the opposite of her waist, because there seems to be an attraction there.

And now, her surgeon relaxes on his yacht while her nasty knobs hang in misshapen sadness.