Taylor Swift + Conor Kennedy Call It Quits

After just a few months of besotted bliss, Taylor Swift her almost-jailbait boyfriend Connor Kennedy are reportedly through.

Bummer. We thought they'd last forever, but that's what we thought she was dating Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer and Cory Monteith, too.

A source told Us Weekly that Swift, 22, and her 18-year-old high school-student boyfriend parted ways about a month ago, but it's all good. She should have just enough material to start work on her next album by now anyway.

Supposedly the stresses of a long distance relationship just proved to be too much. (Well, that and the fact that he needed a note to get out of study hall.)

But this doesn't necessarily mean they'll never see each other again. You know how some people get tattoos of a beloved's name and then later regret it when they break up? Those suck and everything, but imagine how you'd feel if you plunked down almost $5 million for a house near your boyfriend's family and then things didn't work out. That's what Taylor recently did, but apparently she's still going through with the deal.

Maybe she's just planning to make the money back after she writes a few smash singles about Conor in the months to come. The more damaging and blatantly aimed at him, the better.

Let's see, what rhymes with Kennedy ... enemy, anemone, remedy, frienemy ...