Simon Cowell

If you plan on getting Simon Cowell and baby mama Lauren Silverman a shower gift, stock up on blue -- they're having a boy!

She may be the reigning Queen of Pop, but this year, Madonna holds dominion over all the other celebrities of the world, coming in above directing powerhouse Steven Spielberg and the creator of a million reality singing competitions, Simon Cowell.

Socialite, alleged golddigger and future Simon Cowell baby mama Lauren Silverman is officially divorced.

'X Factor' judge and creator Simon Cowell is currently in the midst of a scandal, and it's all because he impregnated the wife of his friend, who is keeping the baby and naming the rage-filled Brit in their divorce. Which isn't sitting well with him for multiple reasons, including that he was pretty sure she was using birth control.

If all the reports we've been seeing over the past day or so are accurate, Simon Cowell will become a first-time father early next year. We know the woman he knocked up, Lauren Silverman, is a (former) friend's estranged wife, and we know her divorce will probably be a trainwreck -- but who exactly is Lauren herself? Here's what we've been able to dig up so far.

When rich people get divorced, it's almost always messy. And when the divorce involves another rich person -- a really super famous one, at that -- it's not just a mess. It's a damned spectator sport. Welcome to the current life and times of one Simon Cowell. He's been named in the divorce papers filed by his former friend Andrew Silverman. Because that's what happens when you go off and get a guy

When news broke yesterday that cranky reality show judge Simon Cowell is expecting his first child at the age of 53 -- and that his baby mama is a pal's estranged wife, no less -- the entirety of the internet gasped in surprise (and, okay, maybe a little horror).

Cantankerous reality show mogul Simon Cowell now has even more to yell about, because it's being reported that a friend's wife is pregnant with his child. Yikes. Demi Lovato is going to have a field day with this.

Just in time for the upcoming season of the 'X Factor,' Demi Lovato has reminded us of her amazing love/hate relationship with fellow judge and show creator Simon Cowell -- by sharing a laughably awful old photo of him. And it wasn't the first time. We're assuming she broke into his house ninja-style to obtain the vintage snaps.

Simon Cowell is used to people not appreciating his opinions. But during the finale of 'Britain's Got Talent' on Saturday (June 8), one previously rejected contestant decided she'd take his feedback over easy and pelted him with raw eggs.

The saga of who will judge the next season of 'X Factor' is finally over, with former Destiny's Child Kelly Rowland and Mexican singer/actress Paulina Rubio filling the open slots left by the departing Britney Spears and L.A. Reid.

Despite gallivanting with all manner of beautiful ladies, Simon Cowell's sexuality seems to constantly be in question. Now the 53-year-old producer and reality-show mogul says it's cool if you think he's gay. (Which, in case you don't know, is exactly how straight people who are totally comfortable with their own sexuality handle such things.)

It’s Britney, of course. She and Simon Cowell were the major star power on the panel of the second season of ‘X-Factor,’ for which Spears became the highest paid celebrity judge on a competition show ever. But since she didn’t act crazy even once, the ratings sagged and she decided not to come back and to go make piles of money elsewhere...

Apparently Simon Cowell would have rather had Britney Spears beating cars with umbrellas again on 'X Factor' instead of just, you know, showing up late once in a while. The crankypants Brit wanted his own highly-paid Brit to be more entertaining and a bit more of a loose cannon on the struggling Fox show, but instead she was just sort of ... off.

Simon Cowell has never minced words, but he seems to be keeping relatively mum (as in, outright BSing) when it comes to LeAnn Rimes' 'X Factor' performance.

A whole lot of speculation later, Simon Cowell has confirmed that he is non-exclusively dating model and 'Baywatch' babe Carmen Electra, whose name we're almost surprised anyone still remembers.

Word on the street is that Carmen Electra (yeah, she's still around) and snipey 'X Factor' judge Simon Cowell just might be a thing. Paparazzi caught them out on a dinner date Saturday night, and now we can't stop wondering how Cowell rated her try-out.

Hell hath no fury like a Simon Cowell scorned. In his latest tantrum, the famously acerbic talent judge let loose on NBC, which extended its season opener of 'The Voice' to three nights -- with the last night vying for couch-potato eyeballs against Cowell's own premiere of 'The X Factor.'