Paris Hilton

Perhaps finally accepting the fact that she will never take over the Hilton hotel chain, Paris Hilton slipped on a sparkly Playboy bunny outfit and partied with Hugh Hefner and Snoop Lion for Playboy's annual Easter egg hunt. YAY JESUS!

Car company Ford is in a little hot water for an ad campaign that revolved around making light of kidnapping in order to advertise the trunk space of their Ford Figo, with one ad putting a caricature of Paris Hilton in the role of driver and Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian bound and gagged in the trunk. As the ad states, "Leave your worries behind with Figo's extra-large boot." Or in

Jay Z, Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and Beyonce are among the latest victims of a major hacking scandal that resulted in someone posting the very private and detailed financial information of several big name stars and politicos online -- something that could cause big problems for the stars involved.

Paris Hilton, determined at 32 to look like she's going on 17 with a fake ID, partied on her birthday with her 21-year-old boyfriend (and possible fiance). And also with her parents. Oh, and she spent a little time on the floor. Classy!

Paris Hilton may have found the apple of her wonky eye in River Viiperi. Sources say the once-relevant sex tape starlet, 31, may have proposed to the 21-year-old model.

Proving he's a red blooded human being, Robert Redford feels the way the rest of us do about Paris Hilton: that she's useless, vapid and has no purpose being anywhere, much less his beloved Sundance Film Festival.

$325,000 Replica Dog Mansion Paris Hilton loves her dogs so much that she built them a $325,000 dog mansion that's a replica of her own home. And their overpriced luxury house brings all the bones to the yard.

Paris Hilton is becoming more and more like a cockroach, because no matter how often we douse her with Raid, she finds new life and skitters across the floor to terrify us anew. This time she's once again decided she's a singer, and unfortunately, Lil Wayne hopped on that broke-ass train for the ride.

Pity poor Paris Hilton. Everything bad happens to her. Remember that time she lost all her limbs, her family was murdered by a crazed psychopath and she was clubbed like a baby harp seal?

After a long period of blissful public silence, Paris Hilton is back in a big way. First she said some rather regretful things about gay men, and now she's in the news again -- this time for allegedly sucking face with a woman. Because while gay men are all icky and AIDS-infested, girl-on-girl action? Is totally hot. But her boyfriend didn't seem all that turned on, because he wound up in a fight

Oh hi, Paris! Long time no see. For the youngsters out there, Paris Hilton was the first rich bored socialite to achieve celebrity stardom via sex tape, but maybe you've never heard of her because she's been largely forgotten ever since something shinier and more Kardashian-ier came along. Now everyone's paying attention anew, because Paris was caught on tape saying mindbogglingly ignorant things

Lindsay Lohan and her famous firecrotch were none too pleased to see professional pouty-lipped poseur Paris Hilton at Lady Gaga's fragrance launch party -- cough, circus, cough -- in New York City last Thursday, Sept. 13.