Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is becoming more and more like a cockroach, because no matter how often we douse her with Raid, she finds new life and skitters across the floor to terrify us anew. This time she's once again decided she's a singer, and unfortunately, Lil Wayne hopped on that broke-ass train for the ride.

Pity poor Paris Hilton. Everything bad happens to her. Remember that time she lost all her limbs, her family was murdered by a crazed psychopath and she was clubbed like a baby harp seal?

After a long period of blissful public silence, Paris Hilton is back in a big way. First she said some rather regretful things about gay men, and now she's in the news again -- this time for allegedly sucking face with a woman. Because while gay men are all icky and AIDS-infested, girl-on-girl action? Is totally hot. But her boyfriend didn't seem all that turned on, because he wound up in a fight

Oh hi, Paris! Long time no see. For the youngsters out there, Paris Hilton was the first rich bored socialite to achieve celebrity stardom via sex tape, but maybe you've never heard of her because she's been largely forgotten ever since something shinier and more Kardashian-ier came along. Now everyone's paying attention anew, because Paris was caught on tape saying mindbogglingly ignorant things

Lindsay Lohan and her famous firecrotch were none too pleased to see professional pouty-lipped poseur Paris Hilton at Lady Gaga's fragrance launch party -- cough, circus, cough -- in New York City last Thursday, Sept. 13.