Martha Stewart

Awkward!

Martha divorced husband Andrew Stewart in 1991.

Today (Aug. 20) in the Twitterverse, we got trolled by celebs who refuse to use calendars, looked at some cute puppies and even cuter engagement photos, and honored the memory of legendary screenwriter Elmore Leonard, who died today.

Martha Stewart is really taking this whole Match.com thing seriously -- narrowing down 20,000 possible suitors to five in record time.

When Martha Stewart was on the 'Today' show on Monday, April 29, she revealed that she'd created a Match.com account -- because the only man in her life right now is Snoop Lion. Now the details of the profile have emerged, and they're pretty much exactly what you'd expect.

Today (April 22), celebrities said many things, but only Kelly Osbourne and Mr. T made any sense. That should tell you everything.

When it comes to Martha Stewart's relationship with Snoop Lion (or Dogg, if you're not hip), it ain't nuthin' but a "B" thang: Brownies.

Crafty domestic goddess Martha Stewart has inked a deal with JCPenney that will basically give her a monopoly on the major retailer and simultaneously ban Oprah and Rosie O'Donnell from doing business with the chain -- and that's just for starters. Do not pass the crocheted tea-cozy replica of Go. Do not collect 200 Michael's coupons.