Jon Hamm

Mad Men will close the doors of Sterling-Cooper for good in just a few weeks' time, but did you know that the Emmy-winning AMC prestige drama was written in 1999, and rejected everywhere until 2006? Or that an episode paid a cool $250K for a single Beatles song? These are just some of the Mad minutes awaiting you in the third episode of ‘You Think You Know TV?,’ which clears the smoke to pitch you some fresh facts about Mad Men!

Yes, Jon Hamm will be undergoing throat surgery soon -- but have no fear citizens, it's all a routine operation. Who gets to bring him his ice cream while he's recovering? Because we totally volunteer as tribute.

Because Jon Hamm and Amy Poehler are human perfection and beacons of charm, of course they'd have the best 2013 Emmys afterparty ever. And because they're cooler than your faves, of course it would be for the losers.

Two of the hottest shows on TV are known for for their smoking-hot leading men. Jon Hamm of 'Mad Men' and Alexander Skarsgard of 'True Blood' both have good looks and acting chops! Who do you think is more swoon-worthy?

Something tells us not a lot of children in the 'Sesame Street' age demographic watch Jon Hamm on 'Mad Men' or understand why he's a particularly fine specimen of manhood. Regardless, the actor went onto the kids' show and joined Elmo to teach the word of the day: sculpture. As in, "Doesn't that sculpture of Michelangelo's David remind you of Jon Hamm?"

There are a few weirdos on the planet who want Jon Hamm to start wearing underwear (because they don't want the rest of us to be happy, obvs). The 'Mad Men' star can probably afford all the skivvies he wants -- but since his jock is in the forefront of our minds and the forefront of paparazzi lenses at all times, he's got an offer from Jockey for free bloomers for life. Must be nice.

Jon Hamm is perfect, and he's perfect in every imaginable way: His biggest fault is his big, uh, 'Mad Man.' But people talking about it? That makes him, well, mad. (Sorry, baby!)

Further solidifying the notion that Jon Hamm is perfection personified, he's also packing quite a package -- to the point that AMC is all, "Hey bro, can you maybe tuck that somewhere?"