Diddy

Diddy may be an unbelievably successful rapper and producer who once stared Godzilla in the face without flinching, but inside he's a big softy -- so much so that he's willing to play tea party with his daughters.

Today (June 10) celebrities sent family emails, got dolled up, liked 'Game of Thrones,' joined Twitter and partook of a little legal tokage.

The internet was in an uproar last night when Diddy tweeted that he would become a recurring cast member on the stiff-upper-lip British drama 'Downton Abbey,' even though PBS was all "nuh-uh" and denied the whole thing. But the erstwhile Puff Daddy wasn't lying. What he actually meant was that he was playing a cast member on a Funny or Die parody video about the lauded show. Good work on

Diddy just wants to be the black Bruce Willis. We're not quite sure what that means, but we assume it's about having aspirations to be a bald badass who was once married to Demi Moore. Yippee ki-yay, mofo!

In our Celebrity Tweets of the Week, Ellen goes to bed before dark, Conan O’Brien plays seismologist, John Stamos caught someone playing fast and loose with Photoshop, Diddy got nostalgic, jokes about the new Pope abounded -- and a whole lot more.

Oh noes, Diddy was involved in a car wreck and the front end of his Cadillac Escalade was crushed by a Lexus. However will these bereft citizens deal with the physical and emotional damage? Oh yeah. They're rich. So they'll just buy some new Cadillacs and Lexuses. (Lexi? Lexum?)