Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen is apparently the King of Hollywood, so much so that he gives Lindsay Lohan much-needed cash, is offered lap dances from Lady Gaga, and knows from first-hand experience which celebrities can really get their party on.

If you thought the Kimye Babye was going to cause some waves in the gene pool, just wait until you hear the news Denise Richards - friend and former wife of Charlie Sheen's - tweeted to the world.

In 2011, when Charlie Sheen had his very public meltdown, his best efforts were spent getting himself fired from his lead role on the show ‘Two and a Half Men.’ After his warlockian self was sent back to Mars, Ashton Kutcher, the former star of 'That 70s Show,' replaced him on the series as an internet billionaire with lady troubles.

Dammit, Charlie Sheen. Just when we decide you're a bigoted tool and get comfortable making fun of your thing for porn stars again, you go off and do something (else) nice.

Charlie Sheen did as the celebrities do and spent his holiday time in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico with his new porn star girlfriend Georgia Jones (that's her above in a rare clothed shot), and they made sure everyone knew they were an item. Or at least that they swap spit on a regular basis.

Charlie Sheen is probably more famous for running his mouth than he is for 'Platoon,' and he drove that point home further on Friday night (Dec. 28). At the grand opening of the Epic Bar in Cabo San Lucas, the 'Anger Management' star let a homophobic slur rip -- then blamed it on a lisp. We see what he did there.

You'd think that two walking Petri dishes wouldn't have so many issues making out, but you'd be wrong. Reports from the 'Scary Movie 5' set indicate Lindsay Lohan actually refused to kiss Charlie Sheen in the flick -- and for any scenes requiring mouth-to-mouth, a body double was used.

Despite clearly being unfit to raise kids, Brooke Mueller has really strong opinions on how others should raise her kids. Specifically, fellow Charlie Sheen ex Denise Richards. Richards is taking care of Mueller and Sheen's twins, Bob and Max. When Richards asked Mueller if she could bring the kids to their dad's Christmas party, Mueller -- and her lawyers -- read her the riot act.

Looks like Lindsay Lohan isn't the only recipient of Charlie Sheen's extra cash. The 'Anger Management' actor recently plunked down $75,000 to help a cop's daughter beat cancer.

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan have teamed up yet again, only this time it's not to have an incredibly awkward sex scene no one wants to see. These days, Sheen is helping Lohan pay off her taxes.

Because life always imitates art, Charlie Sheen, star of FX’s ‘Anger Management,’ might be experiencing some anger management difficulties of his own. Again.

Charlie Sheen proved yet again this week that he really is still winning -- if you call snorting coke and smoking crack while still collecting a hefty paycheck "winning." Huh. We're really not sure where we stand on this.

They've made so many sequels to the spoof-tastic ‘Scary Movie’ that they’re having a hard time coming up with scary situations to put in the upcoming ‘Scary Movie 5’ -- so clearly, what the writers did was sit in a dark room and try to imagine the most frightening set of circumstances known to man. The result? Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan making the beast with two backs.