StarDust: Light a Cigarette and Madonna Won’t Torture You With Song + More

- Madonna won't perform if the audience smokes. Even outside. [Dlisted]

- Whoops, Christina Aguilera forgot to put pants on. But at least she remembered her hat. [Bohomoth]

- Once upon a time, the Kardashians looked like a normal family. [Celebuzz]

- Adam Levine starts a verbal war with Blake Shelton, his nicest rant yet. [PopCrush]

- Hugh Jackman almost quit 'Les Mis,' but his cougar wife changed his mind. [Amy Grindhouse]

- James Franco and Seth Rogan join forces to make an apocalyptic buddy movie. [ScreenCrush]

- Jimmy Fallon and Indiana Jones have something common: Snake hatred. [SeriouslyOMG]

- Holly Madison wants to remind you she's pregnant. Just in case you forgot. [IDLYITW]

- 'Anchorman 2' will be the world's 2013 Christmas present. [Hypable]

- Aaron Sorkin's cameo on 'The Simpsons' will probably piss off right-wingers, too. [Rickey]

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