Ricky Schroeder went on Bravo's 'Watch What Happens Live,' where he talked about his days on the set of the '80s sitcom 'Silver Spoons' and bragged that he once hooked up with Whitney Houston.

What the what?

When asked by host Andy Cohen to “name one female celebrity that we would be surprised to hear that you made out with,” Schroder immediately name-checked the legendary deceased singer. Apparently she cameo'd on the show when she was 18 and he was 15, and they allegedly sucked face in her dressing room.

“She was really hot then,” Schroder recalled of the encounter, adding it was “a one-time thing." (Four years later, she released her first zillion-selling album and never had to make out with child sitcom stars again.)

Is this story true? Well, that's the problem with dead people -- it's impossible to know. Unless you wanna conduct a seance, they no longer have a say in the matter. Just ask Patrick Swayze about that.