YOU: You're a very talented and desirable older woman with an official title. I know you could run circles around me with your work, but I bring ultra-hotness to the table. You’ve played queens and secret agents and I always love it when you boss me around and make me do your bidding.

ME: I can show up in any movie playing any character, but I get the most love when I have numbers in front of my name. (Also, when I don’t have a shirt on.) We’ve got British theatre in our blood, so a balcony scene wouldn’t be out of the question.

Let’s hook up and save the world with fancy toys, witty banter and perhaps some impressive stunts.