YOU: I know you live overseas and think you’re British now. I don’t care. I don’t even mind your rock-and-roll husband or that you name your children after produce.

ME: Yes, I’ve had my share of issues with the law and self-medicating, but I’m a John Hughes’ graduate with a prolific film resume. When we’re together I can be silent or help you solve a mystery.

Let’s get together and make a franchise of witty, gadget-y comic book hero movies with multi-dimensional characters and interesting storylines.

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