We imagine that when this girl tells her friends Brad Pitt took her to the prom, no one quite believes her. And that's when she gets to whip this picture out of her wallet and invite everyone to giggle at Mr. Pitt's almost-mullet.

On the plus side, his teeth look great.

It's cool, though. This Kickapoo High School (yeah, we know) graduate can tell a great story about how Angelina Jolie's man taught her how to dance to the Michael Jackson song 'Rock With You.'

And since she wore a white dress, she can always use these pics if she ever wants to imagine her fantasy wedding to Brad.

(Oh, don't act like you'd be above that if he took you to prom. You'd be introducing yourself as Mrs. Pitt and you know it.)