4: Christina Aguilera’s Light Socket Frizz

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Dee Snider!

No, wait … it's a drag queen!

Wrong again — it's actually Christina Aguilera.

During her 'Dirrty' girl phase in the early '00s, Xtina looked like she stuffed her finger in a light socket and wound up with this mess as a result.

Not only was it massive and overpowering to her then-tiny frame, it made her seem as though she'd just quit her job as a carney.