Lindsay Lohan is happy that she's not going to jail, but she's still pissed that she has to go to rehab -- not just because she insists she doesn't have a problem, but also because she's going to be there on her birthday, July 2.
She's so mad that she won't even pay her lawyers. Because someone else is doing that for her.
Lindsay Lohan's been having a rough week. Just like all the other weeks, actually. But aside from rumored sugar daddies, there's one person on whom she's been leaning.
Here's what we know about him so far.
A few celebs absolutely wowed us on red carpets and while promoting their wares this week, like Diane Kruger, who single-handedly gave the LBD a boost with her styling.
On the other end of the spectrum, Kim Kardashian is still clinging to her pr
Lindsay Lohan had an incompetent attorney in Mark Heller (though he still managed to get her out of jail free -- well, almost free). If you're wondering why she chose him over her longstanding, perfect-record lawyer Shawn Holley, the answer may be getting clearer: She's in business with Heller's son.
And considering her acting career is apparently toast, she needs whatever paychecks she can get.
Just when you thought 'Liz & Dick' couldn't have been any more of a train wreck, along come some stills of Lindsay Lohan's boobs popping out while filming.
To her credit, she did nothing to set them back in their holsters (bra or dress, whichever) until the director yelled, "Cut!"
That's called dedication. Or obliviousness. Honestly, it could go either way with that girl.
Habitual courtroom participant Lindsay Lohan finally took a plea deal that will send her to 90 days of lockdown rehab instead of the jail time she'd probably have gotten for lying to the police.
There's just one problem: New York, where Lindsay is expected to spend her three months in rehab, has no such thing as lockdown facilities. Which means LiLo could be going to jail after all. (Not that it's likely, but humor us here.)
Our favorite ginger jailbird, Lindsay Lohan, has had yet another day in court. And despite rejecting prior plea deals with rehab attached, LiLo took one this time.
So does that mean she acknowledges she has a problem? Well ... not quite.
If you're ever looking for Lindsay Lohan, checking the county jail is always a good place to start. Over the course of just a few years, the one-time promising actress has managed to get in trouble enough times to warrant herself six impressive publicly-released mugshots -- and even more arrests.
Cameras caught up with Lindsay Lohan's former attorney -- the competent one -- Shawn Holley, and she was pretty amused by the hot mess that was Lohan's trial with Mark Heller.
We all -- well, those of us who are nearing AARP status or are way into retro -- remember the shiny, happy Belinda Carlisle of the Go-Go's and their ‘We Got the Beat’ genre of layered, fluorescent pop candy. So it might surprise you to hear that B-Carl admits, without irony, that she may have been the Lindsay Lohan of her time.
So where are the pics of her stumbling around and getting into car accidents?
Ohhhh. Wait. It was the '80s. Back when we didn’t have smartphones and celebrities still had a little mystery to them.
