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A Hypothetical Look at Lindsay Lohan’s Trial – In GIF Format, Of Course

Today is the day Lindsay Lohan goes to trial because she doesn’t know how plea deals work and thinks it’s okay to lie to the cops even if you’re currently on probation.

Assuming she makes it to court for her 8:30 a.m. PST trial (seeing as she skipped out on two flights to Los Angeles to see a band and allegedly wait for mom Dina Lohan), we imagine her day — and the trial that follows — will go a little something like this.


Lindsay will most likely begin her day with some “coffee” to get her energized.
Lindsay Lohan GIF Drinking 1
Lindsay Lohan GIF Drinking 2


Then she’ll realize that stuff shows up on a Breathalyzer.
Lindsay Lohan GIF Facepalm


When she arrives in the courtroom, she will do her best to prove that
she is an innocent, law-abiding lady who would never lie or steal.

Lindsay Lohan GIF Stealing


And not scream about all the things she’s really feeling inside.
Lindsay Lohan GIF Bored


Or sass the judge when he says something she doesn’t like.
Lindsay Lohan GIF Rapunzel


Of course, if he isn’t snowed by her ruse, she can always plead insanity.
Lindsay Lohan GIF


Despite all her hard work however, she will most likely be dragged off to the clink.
Lindsay Lohan GIF Arrest


Just kidding! That sort of thing doesn’t happen to celebrities. After earning her freedom, there will be much rejoicing with whichever lawyer she’ll inevitably forget to pay.
Lindsay Lohan GIF Celebrate


Leaving LiLo able to return to her very lucrative and well-respected career.
Lindsay Lohan GIF Trash Can

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