Kathy Landin is a freelance internet pop-culture junkie (and web video producer). For a brief time in 2011, she was THIS close to being Charlie Sheen's social media intern for the summer. She's blogged for local TV stations, anonymous dating adventures and stupid advice columns. Mostly she entertains herself by practicing the fine art of idiocy, which you can watch in Kathy Landin's "I'm an Idiot" Show. Or, if you have a short attention span, get 140 characters of idiocy on Twitter.
Life & Style, Star, In Touch, Us Weekly, National Enquirer
We read Us Weekly, National Enquirer, Star, Life & Style and In Touch this week, and we did it for you. So you can take that off your calendar. You're welcome.
Here's what we learned: Channing and Jenna are ready for their baby, Kris Jenner was caught making out with her money, Paris Jackson knows Billie Jean was not Michael’s lover (and a smooth criminal could be her dad), the sky isn’t falling but Katie Holmes’ weight is, Kanye West is gay, Amanda Bynes has a secret cult where twerking is a sacred dance -- and all kinds of other really real stuff you’d have to read to believe.
Celebrities get bored. How could they not? They get famous being or doing a certain thing and then when they get tired of just having their photos taken for no reason, they decide they better branch out and do something different so there’s another reason to have their photos taken again.
That’s our theory behind Paris Hilton's new beach club.
A source close to 'Twilight' co-stars and real-life girlfriend/boyfriend Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson says that although they’ve hit a bit of a rough patch, they're still very much together. At least today.
Life & Style, Star, National Enquirer, In Touch, OK!
We read Star, In Touch, National Enquirer, Life & Style, and OK! this week. That means you’re free to do something with your life. Your mom will thank us.
When you’re a celebrity, it’s good to have someone around who can get you the things you want when you want them. (Of course, we mean innocent things like only brown M&Ms and your favorite brand of mineral water.)
But if you’re one of many celebrities -- Justin Bieber, Rihanna and Zayn Malik of One Direction, to name of few -- who are “clients” of a man by the name of Leon “Starino” Anderson, you may also be able to get the hook up on other requests. Like, you know, hookers and blow.
National Enquirer, Us Weekly, Star, Life & Style, OK!
We read Life & Style, Us Weekly, National Enquirer, OK! and Star this week for you. No applause necessary.
And what did we learn? Khloe Kardashian won’t take off her bikini, Kate Middleton’s baby bump has been out posing for pictures, Clint Eastwood is divorcing an alien, Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton are spawning, the Kardashians' deep, dark secret of being a totally fake family is out -- and all kinds of other really real stuff you’d have to read to believe.
Star, Life & Style, National Enquirer, In Touch, Us Weekly
We read In Touch, Star, Us Weekly, National Enquirer and Life & Style this week, and now you don’t have to. That should open up some time for you.
A famous pal says Amanda Bynes should be committed, Jennifer Aniston has been hiding her baby bump, Miranda Lambert will stand by her man, Lindsey Vonn can’t figure out how to break up with Tiger Woods, Kimye’s babye is ruining everything, and all kinds of other really real stuff you’d have to read to believe.
In our Celebrity Tweets of the week, Nia Vardalos mourned Margaret Thatcher’s death, Daniel Tosh contemplated becoming a recording artist, Neko Case was convinced there robots love Arby's, Juliette Lewis had some business advice, Judd Apatow probably won't be hired to do M&Ms commercials -- and a whole lot more.
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