Actor and universal hottie Johnny Depp was promoting his newest film 'The Lone Ranger' (in which he plays Native American Tonto because what could go wrong there?) when he was asked whom he'd like to play in his next movie.
After a pause, Depp admitted that he'd love to portray actress, singer and comedienne Carol Channing.
No, we didn't make that up. Our imaginations are good but they aren't that good.
Glitter-encrusted singer Kesha is no stranger to saying and doing things that make people roll their eyes -- from drinking her own urine to performing fellatio on pastries, wearing undergarments made out of teeth and having sex with ghosts -- but this is probably the first time her eyes rolled around in the sheets.
We just hope she and actor Johnny Depp, who was allegedly the one sexing her up with his peepers, used protection.
Since Johnny Depp has played every character under the sun -- a crazed hat-making ginger, dude with scissors for hands, serial-killer-barber, pirate, vampire, gonzo journalist, chocolate factory owner, undercover cop, cocaine dealer, cross-dressing director -- he figured he'd take a leap and play a Native American in the film version of 'The Lone Ranger.'
Which didn't go so well when it required him to ride a horse.
As Depp recounted on 'The Late Show With David Letterman' on Thursday night, Feb. 21, he almost died when a stunt involving a horse went awry. Thankfully for all of us, most of him (in particular, his beautiful face) was unharmed.
Johnny Depp played cross-dressing director Edward D. Wood Jr. in the eponymous Tim Burton film 'Ed Wood,' about the man dubbed the world's worst director who also had a penchant for pink cashmere sweaters.
To further make it impossible to discern himself from Captain Jack Sparrow, Johnny Depp is releasing an album of pirate songs.
Actor Johnny Depp collects homes around the world like he collects wacky acting jobs. He has one for every mood on a multitude of continents.
When life gives Johnny Depp lemons, he turns to cannibalism. Then he willingly sits in jail for the next 500 years because apparently he's immortal. But plenty of women would volunteer to be his meal regardless.
Seems that even though we all assumed Johnny Depp sexed the lesbian out of Amber Heard, he may not be the defier of all known laws of human attraction after all.
Sources say that even though he's crazy about her, she refuses to enter into a committed relationship with him. Because why buy the cow when the milk is free.
In this metaphor, Johnny is the cow. You can make your own filthy-minded assumptions about the the milk.
That place belongs to Tim Burton's favorite muse Johnny Depp, who wrote a check with a whole lotta zeros to buy the mansion just outside Nashville.
This holiday season truly brings joyous tidings: We've officially won Johnny Depp back from France, and now even ladies who don’t live on the West Coast can stalk him with ease.
That’s because the actor-turned-musician has put down roots in Music City USA -- otherwise known as Nashville, Tenn. -- dropping almost $13 million for a pad to allegedly share with his girl of the hour, reformed lesbian Amber Heard.
