PEOPLE's selection for the Most Beautiful Woman in the World is often a red carpet "do," and she does have signatures that often work for her -- but they are certainly not failproof.
The gown's only redeeming quality is that it was sexy in the spots where the sheer panels showed off Gwynnie's toned legs and stripper's backside. We think she even went commando.
Other than that? What a mess. This is something 'Project Runway' judge Michael Kors would have pounced on for being "sad."
That makes the fact that she's shilling string bikinis for little kids a bit more shocking than if, say, Roman Polanski were to do the same on an overpriced lifestyle site of his own.
It's that time of year when Gwyneth Paltrow emerges from her fortified vegetable crisper and makes the press rounds.
This weekend, that included an interview with the UK's The Guardian, where she expounded upon her struggles as a youth, dropped a few names, and made us all feel our diets are crap compared to hers.
You know, the usual.