Joan Rivers Didn’t Even Blink At Gwyneth Paltrow’s Botox Shade
Rivers phoned People to give a response — saying she would have typed one out, but she “has so much Botox in [her] thumbs” that she couldn’t.
The veteran comedian said Princess Gwynnie’s comments must prove she watches Joan’s E! show, ‘Fashion Police,’ adding, “It just made me laugh. She says Botox made her scary like Joan Rivers? She should see what I look like without Botox. That’s really scary!”
Rivers, 79, has never shied away from talking about the work she’s had done, and says she wants women to “be able to get Botox and not look like a Sharpei.” She also thinks lying about plastic surgery is an insult to women and pits those with “natural beauty” against those who go under the knife.
Rivers said Paltrow has “the golden ring” and should cherish it. (Note: Gwynnie also has golden tiaras, cufflinks, door knobs and spatulas.) And because Joan is known to pull no punches, she got the last word.
“If she lived in New York, I’d tell her to go to hell,” she said. But since Gwyn now lives across the pond, Rivers slipped into a British dialect and instead said, “Go to Halifax!”