Gwyneth Paltrow may annoy a lot of people, but there's no denying she has a rad body, specifically her legs. So why would she cover up in this gigantic hot pink monstrosity by Valentino at the 2013 Met Ball?

We have no answers as to why she chose such a dowdy number. Not even the bold color can give this giant swath of fabric a youthful boost.

Long sleeves in spring? No, no, no.

And what's with the racing stripe across the chest?

Nine times out of 10, Gwynnie is usually a red carpet sure bet, although she has had some stinkers throughout the years. Count this dress, which ages her, in that particular pile.

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