While Rihanna is on tour, Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran have reunited, because that's what they always do. And this time, it did damage to something other than Tran's self-respect.
The duo were in a Mercedes that slammed into the back of another Mercedes. (Rich people have problems too, you guys.)
Since it's so hard to keep up with the ins and outs of Chris Brown's life on the internet, someone made a Chris Brown app to do all that for you.
Chris Brown has done a lot of horrifying things in his relatively short life, but his neighbors are pretty upset about something that -- compared to, say, beating the snot out of Rihanna -- is pretty innocuous.
Apparently the graffiti art Breezy did himself on his own property in the Hollywood Hills is making kids and parents on his block nervous.
Today (May 10) celebrities celebrated the weekend, judged others, objectified, dated and offered some sage wisdom.
On Monday night, Chris Brown was headed to the 2013 Met Gala aboard a private jet when it was forced to make an emergency landing shortly after takeoff because the cockpit filled with smoke.
(Since Rihanna and Brown are currently on the outs, we've ruled out that it was just RiRi lighting up a fattie.)
When Rihanna is away, Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran will play.
Brown confirmed in a radio interview that he split from the 'Stay' songstress, then he was spotted partying with his ex-girlfriend and constant sidepiece Tran for his birthday.
Who needs to make decisions when you've got two hot girls who put your happiness above their own? You do you, Breezy.
Chris Brown will turn 23 on May 5 -- but he's getting his party on a little early, celebrating at Hollywood's Emerson Theater tonight (May 3). Wanna go to the fete? All you need is one crisp benjamin.
Even though roughly half the world seems to be in agreement that Rihanna and Chris Brown aren't exactly a match made in heaven, the two just can't seem to quit each other.
Now even Brown's own dad has spoken out on the matter.
Gwyneth Paltrow, the actress who suggests you buy half a million dollars of clothes for Spring and eat $10/dozen organic duck eggs for breakfast (and who thinks $12,000 hand-painted wallpaper is an essential), is officially the most hated celebrity in Hollywood.
At least according to Star Magazine.
Drake is trying to end his feud with Chris Brown -- by calling him insecure and talking about stealing Rihanna away.
Good plan, bro.
