Today (May 17) celebrities got clean, admired tabloids, dissed fancy foods, navigated traffic and had at least one good cry.
Real Housewife Brandi Glanville says she's finally ready (after four very long years) to end her feud with country singer LeAnn Rimes, who had an affair with and eventually married Glanville's ex-husband Eddie Cibrian.
In other news, a pig just flew to Congress, united both parties and paid the national debt.
Never ones to let Brandi Glanville enjoy her own very small spotlight of embarrassing reality television, her ex-husband Eddie Cibrian and his current wife LeAnn Rimes want a sitcom about their lives. Starring themselves.
Which is basically just a way to get their own reality show without LeAnn having to disavow the nasty things she once said about how fake such programming is.
With the exception of a minor kerfuffle in February, things have been surprisingly quiet on the LeAnn Rimes/Brandi Glanville home front -- so much so that we thought maybe the women had finally wrung all the press they could out of their messy personal history.
But apparently not. Because it's on again. And this time, LeAnn went for the jugular.