Today (May 17) celebrities got clean, admired tabloids, dissed fancy foods, navigated traffic and had at least one good cry.

First up, Jim Gaffigan threw some shade at kale. Hopefully Gwyneth Paltrow doesn't follow him.


Brandi Glanville had a bad day, and so did her elementary school grammar teacher.


James Deen had a change of heart.


Meanwhile, Joel McHale stumbled upon a bandage massacre.


Dominic Monaghan's shower is wetter than yours.


And if you're a bad driver, don't feel bad. So is Maria Shriver.