Missed Connections – Who Are They?
YOU: You’re the hot young redhead in Hollywood who actually manages to stay out of trouble. Somehow you went from high school movie sweetheart to grown-up love interest in about a minute and a half — and I think you should know I like it.
ME: As you once so eloquently put it, I have abs that look like they were photoshopped. I make all the ladies drool when I make out with girls in the rain and write in notebooks. You want to hang with me because when I’m older, I’ll still be one handsome gander.
Let’s get together and help beautify the ensemble cast of one of the top movies of 2011, and then hook up again to play a hot couple in a gangster-style period piece. We aren’t in our 40s — but we can heat it up in the 40s.