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Missed Connections

Britney Spears and Simon Cowell looked rather innocent as children.

Missed Connections – Who Are They?

YOU: You've made a business out of discovering unknown talent by making people compete for votes on national television. You also managed to bring back the boy band when we least expected it. Your brutally h

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Anne Hathaway and James Franco look just like themselves in their yearbook pics.

Missed Connections – Who Are They?

YOU: You appear next to the word “aloof” in the dictionary. I’m not judging, but you’ve played a pothead so many times, I’m beginning to wonder if there's some smoke under all that typecasting fire. When you aren't

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Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence have yearbook photos from different eras.

Missed Connections – Who Are They?

YOU: You're the perfect young starlet with talent, looks, fashion sense and smarts, not to mention a wicked wit. A rare combination for your age group. You have excellent archery skills and you make dating a crazy woman seem like a great idea. I also like it

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Missed Connections – Who Are They?

YOU: You're the stylish, endearing and openly gay – not that anyone was surprised or really cared - host of a current events show on a well-respected news channel. You’re also the adorable, dimpled host of a daytime talk show that is, sadly, as short-lived as some people's patience for me. But dude, you may want to consider washing your jeans a little more frequently.

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Matt Lauer and Katie Couric look like they could have been high school sweethearts.

Missed Connections – Who Are They?

YOU: You are the definition of the “whole package” with your teeny tiny adorable smart self. You're a media darling who can do no wrong in the world of journalism, and I admire the way you made the leap from nothing news to morning news to evening news to syndicated news without even a stumble. You’ll have to tell me how you did it -- especially now that people don't seem to like me much anymore.

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Charlie Sheen and Ashton Kutcher look similarly upstanding in their yearbook photos.

Missed Connections – Who Are They?

YOU: Despite the fact that you’re a young hipster with that affable Iowa way about you, we have a lot in common. You lived the '70s on a show, and I live the '70s every day. You married a much older woman, and I prefer dating much younger women – usually a few at a time. You were played Steve Jobs. I can’t hold a job.

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Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone were cute kids who make a hot screen match.

Missed Connections – Who Are They?

YOU: You're the hot young redhead in Hollywood who actually manages to stay out of trouble. Somehow you went from high school movie sweetheart to grown-up love interest in about a minute and a half -- and I think you should know I like it.

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Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer both win the bad hair award for high school.

Missed Connections – Who Are They?

YOU: You're the ever-nerdy yet still desirable artsy/moody type we all love to take home to mother. Unlike the rest of us, you’re too good for mainstream entertainment so we don’t get to see you in a lot of shows or movies (except for that super hot voice of yours in every last animated ‘Madagascar’ incarnation). I like you even with all the product in your hair.

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Will Farrell and Steve Carell had big hair in high school.

Missed Connections – Who Are They?

YOU: You stayed a virgin until you were 40 and then got all crazy and stupid about love. You manage to make everyone in your office love you and hate you at the same time, while still getting some decent tail. I hope I can make you shout “Kelly Clarkson!”

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Missed Connections – Who Are They?

YOU: I know most of your synapses probably don’t fire anymore after the mass quantities of drugs you’ve shot, snorted and dropped, but I still think we could make beautiful music together.

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Ben Affleck and Matt Damon actually knew each other when these photos were taken.

Missed Connections – Who Are They?

YOU: You just retired as the face of a successful action thriller franchise, but you seem totally cool with it. You keep busy with cute appearances on TV shows like ‘30 Rock’ and by joining all the women who have done so and shaving your head for a role. I love your accent even though you try to hide it.

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Daniel Craig and Judi Dench didn't know each other in London, but they both started their careers in theater there.
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Missed Connections – Who Are They?

YOU: You're a very talented and desirable older woman with an official title. I know you could run circles around me with your work, but I bring ultra-hotness to the table. You’ve played queens and secret agents and I always love it when you boss me around and make me do your bidding.

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Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan must have been thinking strange things in high school.

Missed Connections – Who Are They?

YOU: You got your start in soap operas, but soon rose to the level of movie sweetheart with several good script choices. Like every man, I’m enticed by your penchant for faking orgasms during diner meals, but you’ve made your fair share of duds -- including a clunker of a marriage.

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Who are they and why should they get together?

Missed Connections – Who Are They?

YOU: I know you live overseas and think you’re British now. I don’t care. I don’t even mind your rock-and-roll husband or that you name your children after produce.

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Betty White and Valerie Bertanelli have both been big names in TV for decades.

Missed Connections – Who Are They?

YOU: You've been a TV idol since you were a teenager and managed to stay married to a cocky, long-haired rock guitarist for more than two decades, probably by taking each day as it comes, if you know what I mean. Also, I can totally appreciate how you’ve earned your hot bod.

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Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert have made current events cool.

Missed Connections – Who Are They?

YOU: You're the uber-conservative host of a massively popular current events show, but somehow, despite your right-wing rantings, I believe we would agree on many things. You aren’t afraid to speak your mind in front of a television audience or even Congress, but you might be just a little afraid of Bill O’Reilly.

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Missed Connections – Who Are They?

YOU: Okay, so you're more than a decade older than I am and you have a bit of a temper. So what? We all get irritated with our kids, the paparazzi and FAA rules sometimes. That doesn't change the fact that you're suave, sophisticated, and have a wicked sense of humor.

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