Guess the Celebrity Crib
Don’t let appearances fool you. This New York City townhouse is bigger on the inside, and as an added bonus, it’s owned by an Oscar-nominated actor. That’s almost as good as an Oscar-winning actor, at least for resale value.
Movies aside, his real heart is in the theatre — when he isn’t driving off A-list wives by impregnating nannies, of course. He’s appeared in enough plays to garner a Tony nomination (still no win) and once starred in a film adaptation as Shakespeare’s most famous mopey Dane. Because if there’s anything America loves, it’s a modern-day story spoken in early modern English.
In his spare spare time he writes screenplays and novels. And yes, he was also nominated for Best Adapted Screenplay. So sad … always a bridesmaid, never a bride. He and Leonardo DiCaprio must have a lot to talk about.
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