Missed Connections – Who Are They?
YOU: You’ve been a TV idol since you were a teenager and managed to stay married to a cocky, long-haired rock guitarist for more than two decades, probably by taking each day as it comes, if you know what I mean. Also, I can totally appreciate how you’ve earned your hot bod.
ME: I’ve played every kind of character known to man — from a snarkalicious Martha Stewart type to a bubble-headed blonde to a well-aged Polish sexpot. I had to blow out a lot of candles on my cake this year, but I’m still the cat’s meow. Oh, and I was once the honorary mayor of Hollywood.
How about we get together and reboot the television careers of four super-hot mamas with a show about a random city in the Midwest?