YOU: You're the uber-conservative host of a massively popular current events show, but somehow, despite your right-wing rantings, I believe we would agree on many things. You aren’t afraid to speak your mind in front of a television audience or even Congress, but you might be just a little afraid of Bill O’Reilly.

ME: I'm the liberal host of an even better and even more popular current events show. My political leanings are a little more obvious, but no less hilarious. I’ve made current events cool and accessible and I’m reportedly the only source of news for most people under age 25.

Let's co-host some election coverage and put those blathering borefests on the major networks to shame.