No. 8: Jewel – Worst Celebrity Boob Jobs

When she rose to popularity, we got to hear a lot about how Jewel and her mom spent some time living in a van because they were poor and homeless. Judging by the photos, Jewel was still pretty broke when she decided to have her boobs done, because they look like she had surgery in the same van where she used to live.

The funbags on her are as crooked and jagged as her teeth used to be. Fortunately, giving birth has filled in the area around her poorly placed tatas, but we still think Jewel should worry less about who will save your soul and more about who will save her cleavage.