Dumb Celebrity Quotes – David Beckham
Former soccer (okay, rest of the world, "football") player David Beckham couldn't decide into what religion to christen his son, which is gonna make his Muslim Bar Mitzvah super awkward.
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Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen said this in one of his infamous rants. (No, not that one. No, not that one either. This one.) But he was right about one thing: He's definitely still winning.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Roger Daltrey
Roger Daltrey, lead singer of the Who, is confused about the movement of time and that sometimes things change. But he gets a pass -- the '60s and '70s messed up a lot of people.
Andy Garcia – Undeveloped Conjoined Twin
Actor Andy Garcia has the strangest story of anyone on our list, but it isn't necessarily that uncommon.
Harry Styles – Four Nipples
One Direction member Harry Styles has a not so dark secret: He has four nipples. Yes, half as many as a hamster.
Vince Vaughn – Half a Thumb
No one can ever say Vince Vaughn is all thumbs -- he's missing half of one thanks to a car accident in his teens.
Steven Tyler – Deformed Toes
In addition to looking like an old gypsy woman, Steven Tyler has the feet of an old gypsy woman, the result of a condition called Morton's neuroma.
Denzel Washington – Bent Pinky Finger
Thanks to a childhood accident he never got around to fixing, actor Denzel Washington's pinky finger on his right hand can be bent at a 45-degree angle.
Karolina Kurkova – No Bellybutton
Former Victoria's Secret model Karolina Kurkova appears to be missing a bellybutton. And while we all like to think supermodels are alien creatures, she actually was born to a human mother.
Matthew Perry – Shortened Middle Finger
Matthew Perry has a middle finger that's shorter than his ring and index finger, which must make it really hard to flip people the bird.