And speaking of two oranges in a sack, Victoria Beckham -- whom we used to know and love as Posh Spice -- was apparently smuggling produce for a while. She has since had them removed and replaced with something a little more life-like, but the two unearthly beings on her chest were enough to give any legitimate plastic surgeon nightmares.

Not to mention what they must have done to hubby David Beckham. He probably constantly mistook them for soccer balls and had to stop himself from bending them across a room.

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